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INFERNAL RUMINATIONS: IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR BRIEFLY REVIEWS ALBUMS FROM CARTHAGE, THE ODIOUS, BLOCKHEADS, AND BAD RELIGION

  Greetings and salutations, acolytes. It has been a few weeks since I last graced you with my presence, a development I attribute to a lack of writing time due to real life obligations, but fear not, because although I have not necessarily had time for writing about music, I have still been listening. Writing [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR IMMERSES HIMSELF IN THE NEW CLUTCH SONG

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. Given that we have abandoned 2012 to the mists of time and are now fully engaged in 2013, with the expected end of the world nowhere to be found, the time has come to look forward to the impending musical releases the year has in store for us. It seems that [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR REVEALS HIS FAVORITE RELEASES OF 2012

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. As we have reached the end of the year, we have also reached the inevitable season of year-end lists, and as always, I found myself struggling to pare the massive amount of music I consumed this year into a more organized and easily-digestible form. I first had to compile a full [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR DISCOVERS THAT THE ODIOUS HAVE RELEASED THEIR AMAZING NEW ALBUM, JOINT VENTURES, FOR FREE

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. It is with no small amount of excitement that I discovered this previous evening, as I was laying down to sleep, that Portland, OR-based progressive death/jazz oddities The Odious had released, for free, their eagerly awaited new album Joint Ventures. I immediately rose, acquired the album, and through the unknowable witchcraft [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR DISCOVERS PROOF THAT CLUTCH FRONTMAN NEIL FALLON IS ONE OF THE COOLEST MEN ALIVE

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. This post shall be brief, in large part due to the real lack of information available regarding this event, but the included video is the true centerpiece here anyway. Neil Fallon, frontman of stoner/blues rock stalwarts Clutch (and one of my five favorite bands of all time) has always generally seemed [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR DISCOVERS THAT THY CATAFALQUE IS IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING NEW MUSIC

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. I should hope that, in some capacity, you are familiar with the Hungarian avant-garde black/death/prog metal band Thy Catafalque, the brainchild of a man named Tamás Kátai (or, if you are Hungarian, Kátai Tamás, as their surnames come first). I have been an active and vocal proponent of the band since [...]

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INFERNAL RUMINATIONS: IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR RECALLS AN INVESTIGATION MOST FOUL

This story was written under the influence of Blut Aus Nord‘s 777: Cosmosophy, as well as The Chasm‘s Farseeing The Paranormal Abysm. For best results, listen to the following while reading: The mausoleum door opened with the grinding of stone on stone, hinges protesting mightily. The crypt’s interior had been presumed undisturbed for at least a hundred [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR HAPPENS UPON A NEW MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE SONG OR TWO

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. You may recall the minor furor sparked by Mindless Self Indulgence upon the announcement that they were using Kickstarter to hold their new album hostage from fans unless they paid in $150,000. Clearly, there were many people who did not quite understand MSI’s particular sense of humor and believed this to [...]

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IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR BRIEFLY EXAMINES FREE MUSIC FROM NYN, WITCH RIPPER, AND SUPERCOMMUTER

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. I would imagine that many of you are not unlike myself, in that you like to receive things for free. It is almost as though you are being given a gift, independent of one’s birthday or any major commercial holiday. This especially applies to music, and of course now the internet [...]

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INFERNAL RUMINATIONS: IN WHICH THE PROFESSOR RECOMMENDS THE ACQUISITION AND CONSUMPTION OF ODYSSEY’S THE CONSCIOUS DEVICE

Greetings and salutations, acolytes. Those of you familiar with my particular musical tastes will undoubtedly recognize the name and logo of the band above, but for those of you who do not, allow me to introduce you to Odyssey, a progressive metal trio from Spokane, WA. I have been a vocal supporter of the band [...]

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