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THE TRENDSHREDDER: EA CEO QUITS; COMPANY SCRAMBLES TO FIND NEW ANTICHRIST

EA CEO QUITS; COMPANY SCRAMBLES TO FIND NEW ANTICHRIST Like most cool people in the world, I play an inordinate amount of videogames. Much of my life is rather mundane and unfulfilling, you see, and as such it’s nice to escape into a world where my problems for the day include slaying epic beasts or [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: FACEBOOK ACTIVISM AND YOU

Spoiler alert: today’s spiel pertains to problems that exist exclusively within the world of social networking, or more specifically, Facebook. I realize that a lot of you important, sexy people can’t be bothered with such trivialities, and as such might have furrowed your disapproving brows and balked at the very notion upon reading the title [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: HOW TO WRITE A TRENDSHREDDER

I get a lot of whiny complaints constructive, well phrased criticism about the lengthy and often unfocused nature of these posts, and I want to take a moment here to acknowledge it. I understand why. I understand the shit out of why. It’s been neither my expectation nor my intention that every individual who chooses [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: STICKING IT TO THE MAN, MAN.

Howdy, esteemed readers. I do hope that all of you have managed to continue existing in the week since we’ve spoken. Let’s dispense with the formalities and get right to it, shall we? Today’s Trendshredder is going to explore the exploitative and unfair relationship between mammoth corporations and their lowly, persecuted, downtrodden customers. I encounter [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: TL;DR AND THE DEATH OF THE WRITTEN WORD

“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” – John Waters Namaste, citizens of the universe.  I hope your respective auras and chakras are all bright and aligned and that wherever you are, the chi is flowing smoothly. Regular readers (Hi Dad!) [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: JUMPING THE SHARK

Do you remember when Metallica released St.Anger? You may have repressed it for the sake of your sanity. Traumatic memories are funny like that. Think about human history since that album came out. Has anything truly good happened since? No it has not. It’s been nothing but a compilation of catastrophes and desolation set to [...]

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INVICTUS GUITARS UK: VICTIMS OR VILLAINS?

If you find articles like this interesting keep up with The Monolith at our Facebook page for exciting and in depth articles on everything happening in music and film. A few months back my good friend Aaron Marshall (of Intervals fame) told me about a company called Invictus Guitars UK that had found themselves at [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: BANDS AND THEIR OPINIONS; THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CLEARLY UNHINGED

Most famous people, or even moderately well-known people, get it into their heads somewhere along the line that the world will stop turning if everyone doesn’t hear what they think about subjects completely unrelated to the thing they got famous for. As a result of largely embellished notions of cultural importance and inflated perceptions of [...]

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THE TRENDSHREDDER: PRAYERS OF A NONBELIEBER

Happy New Year, fellow cretins. I hope the weeks of festive binge drinking and culturally mandated gluttony have treated you well. I’m back from my splendid holiday sabbatical, every second of which was spent in Unibomber style isolation, studying humanity and current affairs from afar, searching for more fodder to feed into the raging furnace [...]

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SETTING CHRIS BROWN ADRIFT (AND 5 OTHER DEVIOUSLY APPROPRIATE CELEBRITY PUNISHMENTS) PART 2

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